@mrhansgreen

MD · tier Apolled

Hans Green

Muzishn from MD, IS, RO

https://www.tiktok.com/@mrhansgreen ↗6717552954084459525

250ms

followers

480

following

411

total likes

11,698

posts on profile

Profile counters as of the last poll (2026-07-27 13:26). They are TikTok’s numbers, not ours; everything below is ours.

What we hold

35 of the 88 posts this profile claims, or 39.8%. One poll returns one page of at most 30, so this ceiling is a property of the poller, not of the account.

posts captured35

videos / photos35 / 0

date range2024-07-13 → 2026-07-27

media archived29 · 28.4 MB83%

transcribed (ASR)2983%

on-screen text (OCR)2777%

topic-tagged00%

author captions3086%

marked as ads0

median plays386

total plays76,075

plays per follower0.80

Percentages are of captured posts, never of the profile’s own total. An account can be 100% transcribed here and still have thousands of posts we have never seen.

Poll state

A poll_state row is what puts an account on a schedule. Tier alone cannot say, since dormant covers both slow-cadence and never-polled accounts.

tierA

scheduled asMD

last polled2026-07-27 13:26

next due2026-07-27 16:26

post rate 7d1.86/day

empty polls in a row0

errors0

watermark2026-07-27

Country call & discovery

How this account entered the corpus, and the evidence behind the country it was assigned.

countryMD

confidence0.9172

decided2026-07-25 08:35

api regionIS

found viauser_following

depth4

discovered2026-07-25 08:35

first tracked2026-07-25 08:46

Reached from @alexei050890 at depth 4, where the crawl walked that account’s following.

classifier signals (13)

api_regionMD

api_region_mdtrue

graph_density1

graph_md_neighbors1

graph_known_neighbors1

graph_reliability0.2500

romanian_languagefalse

weights.baseline_log_odds-2.4

weights.api_region_md3.5

weights.graph_density1.305

weights.text_markers0

weights.romanian_language0

admission_threshold0.6500

Topics

Across 0 tagged posts of 35 captured. At this sample size a leading topic is a hint, not a characterisation of the account.

No tagged posts yet; the sweep has not reached this account.

Hashtags

Most used across captured posts.

#hansgreen 10 #cats 2 #asmr 1 #cat 1 #catmakingbiscuits 1 #catsoftiktok 1 #dogasmr 1 #dragonfly 1 #flop 1 #funny 1 #fy 1 #fyp 1 #husle 1 #khajit 1 #newmusic 1 #npc 1 #obsession 1 #skyrim 1 #skyrimmemes 1

Captured posts (35, newest first)

Posted	Post	Topic	Plays	Likes	Comments	Shares	Eng.
2026-07-27	“Some kids had it worse” #hansgreen video10smedia	—	189	11	0	0	5.8%
2026-07-26	I can’t sleep without music now video15smediatext	—	547	41	3	2	7.5%
2026-07-26	I take no orders from boomers #hansgreen video8s	—	1,259	55	0	3	4.4%
2026-07-25	East European kids are built differently #hansgreen video7spinned	—	4,852	742	0	10	15.3%
2026-07-24	Sometimes I feel like a fly buzzing around him inutilmente🫠🤣 video15smediatext	—	261	18	2	0	6.9%
2026-07-23	She also accepts Royal Canin and Purina #skyrim #khajit #skyrimmemes #npc video5smediatext	—	304	27	2	4	8.9%
2026-07-23	💅d it? video33smediatext	—	931	47	4	2	5.0%
2026-07-22	no caption video59smediatext	—	363	22	2	0	6.1%
2026-07-22	#asmr #dogasmr video42smediatext	—	228	18	0	0	7.9%
2026-07-22	🥝?????!! video59smediatext	—	249	15	4	2	6.0%
2026-07-21	no caption video9smediatext	—	241	12	2	1	5.0%
2026-07-20	no caption video6smediatext	—	1,691	23	5	0	1.4%
2026-07-20	no caption video19smediatext	—	304	28	3	0	9.2%
2026-07-19	Just the usual 12am fight caught in 720p #cats #hansgreen video26smediatext	—	254	22	1	1	8.7%
2026-07-19	Flopping is a secret i keep hidden #hansgreen #flop video7smediatext	—	405	40	3	1	9.9%
2026-07-19	#obsession #cat #hansgreen video7smedia	—	1,412	78	3	8	5.5%
2026-07-18	Replying to @garemca #hansgreen video6smediatext	—	1,212	26	1	3	2.1%
2026-07-15	no caption video15smedia	—	293	16	2	0	5.5%
2026-07-14	Serving kukamba! #hansgreen video13smediatext	—	1,393	59	10	0	4.2%
2026-07-13	I wish my cats gave me a disclaimer for when they're forcing me back to parent mode #hansgreen video8smediatext	—	1,612	108	2	9	6.7%
2026-07-13	Emeow video6smediatext	—	411	25	0	1	6.1%
2026-07-12	Take 154 video15smediatext	—	1,396	56	6	2	4.0%
2026-07-09	He's here to say hi #dragonfly video9smediatext	—	452	31	2	0	6.9%
2026-07-09	I feel bonita video10smediatext	—	276	21	1	0	7.6%
2026-07-08	I know what you did last summer video27smediatext	—	247	15	2	0	6.1%
2026-07-06	Not at all tiktok savvy video13smediatext	—	303	21	4	0	6.9%
2026-07-06	Chips loves the brushing. She purrs video26smedia	—	386	30	6	0	7.8%
2026-07-05	"That little sh*t" video7smediatext	—	293	19	1	3	6.5%
2026-07-04	‘Cause Roblox ain’t free, chile #husle #hansgreen video11smediatext	—	270	18	0	0	6.7%
2026-07-01	The more you eff around the more you find out #newmusic video27smedia	—	358	21	5	1	5.9%
2026-06-27	One hole is all it takes, falling in love with me, possibilities… video13smediatext	—	286	15	2	2	5.2%
2026-06-21	Being dead serious video60s	—	613	19	0	0	3.1%
2025-07-04	Black pussy is Fish and white pussy is Chips #cats video8s	—	868	37	0	0	4.3%
2025-04-13	Leaving iceland by boat video9s	—	691	32	1	0	4.6%
2024-07-13	The whole session lasts way longer than this and no , it's not "conformable" at all. #fy #fyp #catsoftiktok #catmakingbiscuits #funny video7spinned	—	51,225	4,723	21	4,494	9.2%

35 posts

Engagement is likes ÷ plays. Stats are a single observation per post, all taken the same day. That is fair to compare across posts, but nothing here is a trend until the second poll cycle lands.